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In Defense of Pt. 10: Stanley Cups

Writer's picture: Emily AtkinsEmily Atkins

Many heads turn while I’m out on the town with my big 40 oz. gray Stanley cup. Despite the funny looks, here are a couple reasons why my Stanley is amazing! 


Reason 1: It’s massive! Not only is it massive but it’s also got a straw. Since getting the Stanley, my water intake has drastically increased. 


Reason 2: It’s got a handle! Without the handle the bottle would just be massive. But, with the handle the Stanley is conveniently massive---fashionable and functional.


Reason 3: It’s easy to clean.


So, if you’re shopping for a water bottle make sure to check out the Stanley. We could be twinning! 

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Selah Vigil
Selah Vigil
Mar 26, 2024

Wow! This is so convincing, great article!

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eatkins
eatkins
Mar 26, 2024
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Thank you!

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